Ah, you would be the LBS (left behind spouse) and what you are seeing, hearing and experiencing is the BS (bullsh*t).

Sorry you're "new here" but you are in the right place.

I already sense you have a great sense of humor! That's half the battle won!

Can you relocate a few animals to his place while he's out with OW?

"The answers are within you" (can't remember who). Unfortunately, so is the bullshit.