you can stack them up in the yard like a play house or a train or whatever else their brain tells them is good fun

i hate moving

and

disorganization make me lose my hair

like my DVDs are not alphabetical

and

if i inhale anymore dust I am going to blow mud out my nose

and

i keep stubbing my toes

but

all the stuff now is yours

and

if you want to leave dirty towels on the floor or the dishes in the sink overnight

you can!!!

no stupid pictures that you never liked on the walls
no tripping over anyone's stuff but yours

if you want to eat over the sink
or drink beer in your undies on the couch at 4 in the afternoon

you can!!!