Spoke to H briefly while I was making dinner (he has D with him at his house). Anyway, I had purchased some ahemmmm...adult toys for myself and told H "hey..listen to this noise and tell me if you can identify it". So I put the "toy" up to the phone and pressed the on button...he says..."what the hell..its sounds like wind". I just laughed and said...nooooo it's my new boyfriend Bob. He was like what??? I said...Battery Operated Boyfriend. So he laughed and said when did you get that??? I said...just recently anyway...I gotta go..I'll talk to you later. So I hang up and 10 minutes later he calls back and says "hey...that would make a cool picture". I was like..."what would". He said..."THAT"...giving him a hard time.....I was like "WHAT". He said...I can't say it...D will hear so I said...ohhhhh..ok well I think you owe me a picture before I send you another one. He says...can't do that..I will feel like a perv. So I said...well...if you get bored later and want to ummm...have an adult chat on the phone...give me a call....I gotta go. He sounded stunned.
Anyway...It was fun to kid with him...I wonder if he'll call......
