Originally Posted By: sandi2


I thought we were waiting for you to do that. I was playing therapist. I thought you were going to think of a game plan.



Schedule a outing of mud bogging... with some random people.. and hope he shows up.

Day on the lake.. small group.. you bring your dogs.. he brings his.

Pick up the phone and call him.

Show up with someone to "fix" the pool.

Get the pool fixed.. and have some beers.. sitting on the deck.

Text him you are having dinner/lunch/breakfast at your "Favorite" place. Hope he shows up.

Dog's in the park day.

Send lunch.. to his work.

Have his grass cut. Make sure they trim around the pool.

Call Petsmart.. and have a grooming day.

Have "Raceday" at the local Go cart track.

Fishing.. his boat.

Naked Water Polo at the local pool.

Cow tipping!

Bon Fire.

Show up with "food".. when you know he will be home.

Leave him a card on his truck.. with a silly toy.

Ask him where he is working.

Relax
Eat
Think
Act normal
React.. Smartly.
Do something different.
Emulate.
Do Work.

Lets get "RETARDED" in here.