The original topic were similar to the questions
1. Why does a man run through periods where the ladies run, laugh, and throw rocks then on que turn around and all chase him at once?

I have seen generations of men over the years wonder about this. A quote from George H. Bush called it BIG MO. I believe there are more forces involved.

2. Do you belong to the same union?
Pay dues
formulate coordinated plans

If you honestly take this original question with total seriousness you partially missed the point. I was expecting answers similar to
1. But you are such a good rock basket
2. We need to practice our line rush
3. Yes we pay dues and it's tax deductible

"All I want is a weeks pay for a day's work"
Steve Martin