So - you're having a good hair week. Can't complain about that!
We still have ZERO medals. Did you see Mike Brown? Missed a medal by 1/100th of a second! We're lagging.
I can't put the garbage out ahead of garbage day anymore. Those waskully wacoons have figured out how to open any type of garbage can. And you know the resulting mess. SO last week I tried to outwit them - stored the garbage in the shed till garbage day. Guess what? They bashed in the door of my metal shed. And got the garbage! Gosh - I must have great smelling garbage! SO...
On Tuesdays I get up early and while the coffee is perking I go up the hill in my jammies and drag up a week's worth of garbage and recycle. Well, sometimes I cheat and DRIVE up. Yeah, lazy, I know. And I'm sure I look WONDERFUL! - not! And if someone bothers to notice - oh well
