Ok, I have to respond to this because .... well, because you (and DanceQueen) made me remember this.
A long, long time ago, I was in a relationship and living in a third story apt. on a nice quiet little street. The boyfriend had just refinished the wood floors and we had hardly any furniture. It had a large living room with a steeple window in the front and a long, deep window on the side. I had recently been to Mexico and bought a black and white Mexican blanket. I went to (probably K-mart or some such store) and purchased see-through liner curtains. I also owned the Time-Life Photograpy black and white Encyclopedias.
When the BF came home that day, he walked up the stairs and had a bird's eye veiw of a nude woman, lying on this Mexican blanket (looking at one of these black and white photograpy encyclopedias, opened to an appropiate page of nude women) with arms folded under her chin, and legs folded and bent at the knees, and feet flexed and pointed. The windows were open and the curtains were flowing in the breeze.
Of course, you can imagine his reaction. But his comment, when he came up for air was, "This is a picture of a memory I will never forget. My point being ...
"Have you thought about having nude and or semi/nude and suggestive pictures taken of YOU?"