Oh Karen, that cracks me up about the paper bags. Some guys just don't care and only want to hook up. For instance, a friend of a friend hooked up with a skank that follows military guys around just to see which ones will do her. Anyhow this guy went for it and when later questioned as to why he would even touch the skank his reply was because he could. he didn't care at all about anything.
In the mean time, another idiot messed around on his pregnant girlfriend and guess what? the condom broke with the skank!

Sorry for the offshoot!