He told me the reason she broke up with him is because she is so frightened that he will leave her in 5 to 8 years because he is 12 years younger. And by then she won't have child support. I said, " you know, women can work. She doesn't have to be supported by a man. She can make her own money." That apparently was out of line. He snapped at me, "There's no point in talking to you!" and walked out to go to work. I work. Why is he so convinced that she needs to spend her day shopping for Coach shoes?
Oh, H, you'll just follow anyone with blue eyes! So that excludes me. I used to wear green contact lenses though.
Well, the saga continues. Apparently, they made up sometime during the day, and when I went to bed, he drove over there and spent the night. Silly me, I'm so behind. I told him I thought he should break up with her on her birthday. He said it was partly his fault; they got into a fight. Well, it would be a huge improvement if he learned not to fight over every little thing. He does that with me too. We can't have a conversation, everything turns into an argument.
I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
I want to wish you a Happy Birthday. I hope you have something nice planned for your birthday. I sent you a card on facebook, so I hope you check there to see it.
I shall go check out facebook in a bit, (I am not very good at working it!!!)
I am having a lovely day although it is cold and rainy here, (yep even though it's summer), and so I got drenched whilst out with Saffron for my morning constitutional!!!!!
Saffie me 46 H 46 M in 1986 D20,D18,S16,D13 H's A 01/05 to 07/06 H recommitted to M 07/06 renewed vows 09/06 Going from strength to strength
