1. Go buy a new lock and cut that one off...it would be worth the price of admission to watch "Jerknosedickwad F*cktard" try and open the new lock.
2. Get the lube and a note that reads: Palmela, your first girlfriend will be there for you anytime you are horny in the near future. If he still doesn't get it...tell him to refer to whichever hand is holding the note!
You are so the QUEEN! I love you girl, keep up the work and call me we'll get together. Corey
M:39 H:39 K:S14;D8 T:22yr M:15yrs S:12/28/07 EA/PA 3/14/08 OW preg 11/17/08 born 12/12/08 his ~~~~~~~ Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
