OK. So walking around naked isn't going to work. What about...your just about to get in the shower, water running, clothes off, and you remember that you need something....a bottle of water! So, you make a quick jaunt into the kitchen (nakey) and grab a water bottle from the fridge to take into your shower, because your thirsty, because you just got back from the gym! I'm a genius!
Once you see wife, act startled, even though you knew she was there, DON'T COVER your goods, and start a little conversation with her, "Oh. I didn't know you were home. I'm just getting something to drink in the shower. By the way, did you notice if the grass on the front lawn looks a little wilted? Maybe it's just me. And, what time was that movie supposed to come on this evening? So and so called, they told me to tell you hi."
Whatever, just talk like you don't care that you're completely naked.

Yes?


Me 36
Husband 35
D5
S2
separated:
10/29/07-present
Served divorce papers 1/22/09
"When the world gives out beneath your feet, it is time to learn how to fly."