The evil me would have been inclined to grab her phone right before you left and send off a text to "Sean" saying:
"Whew. I'm tired. Had mind-blowing sex with my husband all weekend!"

But, that's the evil (insert evil laughter here), non-DB side of me, and would have likely set you back some.

Me 36
Husband 35
D5
S2
separated:
10/29/07-present
Served divorce papers 1/22/09
"When the world gives out beneath your feet, it is time to learn how to fly."