I'm sure you are. I have a box at home that's very special to me. She's gotten me through some hard times, and sometimes when I really need something it turns out she has abilities and features I never suspected.
But I'm still not always sure how to turn her on.*
I'm not saying we make any sense, I'm just pointing out that you don't.
*I have, however, categorically eliminated the entire set consisting of pickup lines based on the "You're a sex ________, I'm gonna ________" trope, so we're making progress.
