Well I have my son tonight. We had such a good night just him and I.
You know the wife is just so bizarre. I called her at work at 6:15 kids are hungry. She was suppose to be off at 6 and we agreed that she would pick them up after work. Well I said you know daughter is going to want to be with you. Son will want to stay with me. I tell her the same thing on the phone. She says ok, I'm leaving soon.
When she gets here. D gives her five dollars because she wants to go to subway. But she doesn't want to take my money. I said it is for D's sub.
Son wants to go to subway, but he wants me to take him.
Then she keeps asking him to hurry up and get in the car, she has ice cream and it is going to melt. He says I'm staying with daddy. She gets pissed and leaves. I told her twice on the phone in two different times that he was going to stay with me. 15 minutes before she came I told her again, that he wanted to stay with me. I'm thinking Manic, MLC, weirdo!
Son and I decide to go to our favorite pizza resturant, and we can hit the thirt store. Pizza shop has free wifi. He played pirates of the caribean online.
Found a few nice rum jugs for the pirate room, and I found a really nice owl statue. I told the girl at the counter about my owl. She said, cool maybe they will make out. My son knew what that was. She was a cool lady, said I'm sorry I didn't know he would know. Son tells me he learned that one Drake and Josh. THANKS NICKELODEON!
After eating we were going to go to bowling but then he had crocks on, no socks. I said lets go hit some gold balls. On the way there lightning. Another change of plans. He says he wants to go to petsmart. I said you mean the (name of township )ZOO!
I ask the girl if they had any monkeys. She said No, and looked at me rather perplexed. I said this (name of township) Zoo stinks.
So over at the fish area. I ask the girl if they have any monkey fish. She says no, I do not believe we have ever had them. All serious. Do they exist? She says I don't know. Some people have no sense of humor....
I tell her I'm looking for something non filtered. Don't say beta. I'm an alpha male.
What about crabs? They need filters, unless its hermit. I don't want a hermit. I like the baby crabs. What do they eat. Little crab pellets. I said, funny do we eat little people pellets.
Ok, what about tutles. Need a filter. The land ones don't smoke pall mall.
Ok, give me a dang beta... Son pick out a beta. The woman ask if I need food. Hands me the flakes. I said I want little beta pellets. Flakes cloud the water and then the fish needs glasses, I don't have medical insurance for the fish.
Boy I had her cracking up.
Girl at the counter, I get her good. I said the girl told me that the fish has a RFID tag in it and you can scan him. She tries it. I'm laughing. She say, OH I thought you meant there was a bar code on the container. Then another girl comes over and rattles off the beta code. I said wow you are genious remembering so a long number. Any man that gets you is going to be lucky. She laughs. She was a young girl. Then she goes to the door. They were closing. Manager comes over and says. Are you manning the door. I said I think she is womanning it. She laughed.
On the way home. Wife calls. I answer. I think the agreement call before bed is working. She says Can I talk to son. I said you sure can. Put him on the phone. I can over her what she is saying and is manipulating him to stay with her tonight. Making him feel bad and making him choose. Sucks though that wife doesn't even want to say anything to me at all. Can I talk to son? That is it.
I ask to talk to D. Talk to D. She tells me mommy is just laying in bed being a bum. She said she is trying to convince her to come to living room and watch tv.
I said I'm sorry honey, do you want some pizza I will drop it off to you. She says no. Even though she is a little mad that we went with our her. I said well it happened at the last second, we were going to go to subway, but didn't. There is plenty and I can drop it off. No thanks she says. I said ok, well you can eat it tomorrow. I also have a good plan for you tomorrow. To go to a play house at Grandma's church. They have a center she rave's about. But you know I just can't stand what I call Christian chaos at her building.
Well it is Methodist based, and Jown Wesley was amiable to the Catholic Church. It is evangelical, but I don't think they are rooted in Wesley formula. No consistancy.
Son is still with me, looks like he is staying the night.
