Another one joins the flock (Part II)

[Mike85]

Actually,

I am glad you got that view.

It's gonna take several beers and me shaking my head like a mental "Etch-A-Sketch" to get OM's shiny, corpulent torso out of my head. Gak.

One less thing for you to worry about right? One more notch to the "My wife is nucking futs!" and...well MLC.

My experience is they seek out people lower than they feel to feel better about themselves. They can't fix themselves, but they can sure try to fix someone else.

Relax Mike.

Just be more appealing than fatboy.

Got it?

Got it. I'm going to keep working out, eating healthy, keeping the house clean, doing all projects outside the house that W had planned, keep having fun and meaningful times with the kids, etc.

My birthday is next Friday, and my parents, who normally come out each year for it, begged off b/c they thought it'd be too weird for everyone. Ah well...I'm gonna take my sons to mini-golf and Chuck-E-Cheese for MY freaking birthday! Why the hell not? OK, my GI tract might hate me later on, but the kids'll love it.

Nice job on the handshake. : ) Honest.

I did the best I could. Honest.

The first time OM tried shaking my hand after W revealed their affair, W wasn't around, and I gave OM my best Robert DeNiro smirk and open-armed, Italian "You kiddin' me?" gesture and said "You can't possibly be that f@@kin' stupid..." The guy honestly doesn't seem to grasp that I do not like him and will never like him. I'm polite (but curt) to him around W and kids, and I don't say anything negative about him to my kids or W, but I will *not* pretend to be friends with him.