excuse me....

fruity drinks???/

I am the original tequilla bodyshotter around here

and

and

and

well I like some fruity stuff

but I like my tewquilla
and
captain and coke always does the deed

and

bethie rocks everyone socks off but don't kiss her unless you have purel...she doesn't like germs

and

trash in or out she would spew at you about something
picture yourself wearing a raincoat under niagra falls

especially the yellow hat and boots

then it makes it easier because you are accessorising in your head instead of really listening

i mean
why not show them what a non-listener looks like since they tell us we never listen anyway

when she is done screeching you can look at her and smile and say

what honey...i missed that

then try not to laugh out loud when her head spins off like a top!!!