i couldn't lift my dog in the bathtub

but at leat I don't worry about mine turning into dust and blowing away because he is so old

your dog loses more hair than...well...something that loses a lot of hair

I would be afraid to pick up FAs feisty number (I mean his dog...jeesh i could totally pick you up!!!)

unless she was wearing her raincoat with the ducky buttons

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
shmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep