LOL Shelby...I was worried I might be called out on that one!
ERM...ok yes...here's the deal (so embarassing, wish the guys could just ignore this one but here goes...)
The type I am talking about is actually a back massager, and you can get one at any Wal-Mart or similar type of store, probably also Rite-Aid. They are usually on a long wand type thing, but sometimes you can find one that you can use with one hand. They are meant for putting deep vibration on your back or other muscle groups. They usually have a low to high vibration dial. They plug into the wall. There is just nothing in a battery operated toy that can hold a candle to the strong vibrations of a wall plug in deal.
These things really do work because basically, your body has no chance against it. They vibrate so "hard" that your sensitive tissues might even feel a bit bruised later, depending on how long you keep it there. But basically, if you just turn it on and put in on the right spot (directly over your C) and leave it there - its going to happen. They vibrate so hard that you don't even need to take your panties off!
The downside to these things is that they are very unsexy and not fun to incorporate into your sex life with a partner. I mean, you can, but they are just bulky weird looking things that make a lot of noise. They are not pretty, sparkly, smooth, penis shaped things that lightly buzz...and those are the types that most men would be happier to invite into the bedroom with you. So anyway, if its just for you, the big ol' massager will do the trick every time!
(sidenote: unless of course you are mentally preventing yourself from having an O...in which case, no machine is going to work)
