Hi Sunny,

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm more than a little sick and tired of him hanging "The Offer" offer your head constantly.

"The Offer" -- puhleeze. Where's my signet ring and hot wax???

I'm wondering if you shouldn't formally dispense with "The Offer" once and for all, by telling him -- in writing -- that you reject it, thusly:

To: Husband

Fr: Sunny

Re: "The Offer"

After considering your offer, I wanted to let you know that I reject it. I'll have to get with my attorney to come up with something for you to look at as an alternative.

What do you think?

Puppy