Here's what my book "The Absolutely Worst Places to Live in America" says about Houston, TX:
Climate:like the fiery pits of Hell Ideal for: Satan, deadly competitive cheerleader moms, violent housewives, shady corporate executives, the overweight, over-the-hill cowboys, illegal aliens, Christians Cultural Highlights: Air-conditioning, Sunday services (with stadium seating and pyrotechnics). The rodeo, 4H club, second-rate Mardi Gras, beauty pageants, public transportation, fatalities, football, strip clubs.
Thought you'd enjoy that. Houston sounds great.
Sounds like your wife is finally noticing all your hard work. Keep it up. What is your favorite dinner??
Me 36 Husband 35 D5 S2 separated: 10/29/07-present Served divorce papers 1/22/09 "When the world gives out beneath your feet, it is time to learn how to fly."
