He once watched my brother and I having a horse manure fight in the pasture next to his house and proudly said "those are my Polish grand kids". I bet Ms Imp has a whole bunch of Sicilian jokes she knows.
First of all, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. What the hell would posses you to get in a horse manure fight????
I actually don't have any Sicilian jokes.
M: 37 H: 36 Married: Aug 13, 2004 Decision to Divorce: July 20, 2008 Reconciled: September 2008 Current: Ambivalence