No Jack, I told the fat girl to eat some ice cream because that is where she works.

I could have said Go eat Sh\$ with some ice cream on it you phat blankety blank piggy girl.

Yeah go eat some ice cream. I can't even repeat what the wench said to me it would make your damn eyes burn right out.

Seriously if the girl was a man, I would have drove to his house and removed his eyes.

All I texted to her was thanks, and I got a paragraph of venom and skullduggery.

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'm A PIRATE!