OK OK, you win. I get it. You don't want to talk about it.
(hee hee, I am just poking fun at you...I really do accept and believe you....just a good laugh at this point)
So happy Mrs. B and family made it home safe and the bedding has been burning ever since.
We have a nesting couple of sparrows living in a bird house outside of our bedroom window. Did you know that sparrows are very prolific and can have up to 4 broods of babies between March and August? And beyond that, the babies grow up and move away really quickly, like just a matter of weeks. So the parent birds are literally shoo-ing the babies to get the heck out of the house so they can get it on and make more babies.
Therefore, for the past several months, we have heard and seen these birds fornicating outside our bedroom window almost every single day, several times per day. The only time they aren't getting it on is when there are babies but that only lasts a few weeks. When they are getting it on, they do it like 10 times in 10 minutes, rest for an hour, and then back at it. They make a specific chirp when they are doing it, so we always know.
My fiance likes saying funny, naughty things like "yeah that mommy bird is a slut just like you, honey".
Cracks me up!
And then it makes me horny?
I'm so confused...but happy.
Just thought I'd share a bit of my twisted life with you this a.m.
