Twerpled on the Head with a Magic Kumquat

[girlfromipanema]

I have done some independent research, and I have discovered that every man has that same body part. (This came as a surprise to my husband, who said I must be wrong.) Don't despair. You can get it elsewhere, from someone who isn't dead to you otherwise.

Thanks for the laugh, Sara. You're a feisty one, aren't ya?