That reminds me of something a senator said during the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky fiasco. It went something like this:

If my W caught me similarly, I'd be trying to pick myself up off the ground, bloodied, while she stood over me saying, "how do I reload this thing."

FIB

Me 55; XW 47; 2 kids (S13, D11)
Bomb 05/19/06 Original thread http://tinyurl.com/yg2ou2t
Last anniversary 04/25/10, Divorced 5/12/10
Status: Loving father of 2 beautiful children;