Fig, all she had to say was "thanks but I can't make it" and I would have said "no problem, let me know any time you might like to go" and that would be that, I didn't even include a dinner invitation so how frightening could singing a few hymns together be! I think women probably fantasize about all the possible ways it could go wrong when they say "no thanks". Undoubtedly, there are jerks out there but I'm a nice guy, I wouldn't have pushed it any further. So now, I guess when I see her I will just say "good morning" and move on, I wouldn't feel comfortable saying much more thanks to this strange treatment, I sure won't be dropping by to chat anymore! Too bad, I'm open for more friends, but at this point, she won't be one of them! I'm thinking of having some fun with this new power I have over women. I'll start asking out women from church and see how fast they become Jehovah Witnesses! I'll hit on vegetarian women and watch how quickly Burger King fills up. The world is my oyster on this one, who knows how far it could go! A new reality TV series maybe?
