He's such a prick. Forget about the box. I'd like to kick him in the nuts.
Hey Bro. I appreciate your willingness to kick him where it hurts, but -- and this is a good thing -- I feel like I should come to his defense and say the man I married isn't a prick. I know you would love the guy I married. Unfortunately, his anger/hurt/pride has taken over his personality, so he can, on occasion, behavor in a prick-like manner.
I'll keep you in mind should I decide to throw a "Love Hangover" sale - nothing over $1.00. He's got an entire collection of Orvis and G Loomis Rods/Reels I'm sure you'd enjoy as well. I'll post a picture of his 'shrine' at the alternate universe in a bit... the preview sale. =)
In all seriousness, I would never take or harm any of his "stuff". I'm tempted to leave it all behind because the stuff is so insignificant to me. All I need/want is love, respect, laughter, companionship... (and the occasional peep toe shoe). I always thought I was pretty easy to please.
M: 37 H: 36 Married: Aug 13, 2004 Decision to Divorce: July 20, 2008 Reconciled: September 2008 Current: Ambivalence
