Except I think it'd be more along the lines of -

Friday: You're dating HER?! Oh, can I borrow your truck again? And will you pick up my veggie box? And would you drop by the house and water the yard? And will you stay on the mortgage another 4 years? And can I come over and have a heart-to-heart discussion since we connect on so many levels and I don't have a relationship like that with anyone else but I don't see how that is anything that could sustain a relationship and don't tell me I can't see it because I'm sleeping with someone else?


Divorced: 10/26/08