How DARE you even CONSIDER I could be the LEAST bit WHAT?!?!?!! at you!!!!
Uhh.. that's me joking... oh yes.. I am a funny one, aren't I?
Ms imp. You are the best, the sweetest most gentle soul I've ever met. I'd shower you with gold stars, twerple you purple and have dandelion fluffs sing your praises if it were humanly possible.
Know you are loved to your very core. And if that sad tape starts playing in your head again, hit erase, toss it out.. and consider yourself twerpled.
