No need to take time to read my story. I'll encapsulate -
Monday: "I'll love you forever" Tuesday: "We need to talk" along with the break-up euphemism, ILYBINILWY = "I'm screwing some guy named Steve."
Oh my goodness, that is so funny!
I'm so pleased to see you've kept your magnificent sense of humor through all the muck.
If you're still serving drinks, I'll take tequila on the rocks (preferably Patron Silver), a drop or two of triple sec (make a booze run if you need to) and some lime. And don't be skimpy on the tequila!
M: 37 H: 36 Married: Aug 13, 2004 Decision to Divorce: July 20, 2008 Reconciled: September 2008 Current: Ambivalence