LOL! That's a good one (how do we get to the gorge).
You are right about being one of America's best kept secrets. But the thing is, we only don't want them moving to Portland. They can move to any other part of the state if they want...as no one lives there! hee hee! I grew up in a town of population 2,000 and another town pop. 200. And there are hundreds of towns like that! They can all move there.
