I have one I would think would be awesome... Call and act like you are with the 1-800-STD line and say that your H was listed as one of the multiple partners of the OW and you were calling to let him know that she is a carrier of gonnorhea!
ROFLMAO...that is too funny. It would be priceless if you could keep a straight face. You could say that you are with the X Clinic and you were calling because a partner of H's had tested positive for an STD (pick one) and that H and OW had been listed as a people that needed to contacted for testing. Sick and wrong, but funnier than hell.
M:39 H:39 K:S14;D8 T:22yr M:15yrs S:12/28/07 EA/PA 3/14/08 OW preg 11/17/08 born 12/12/08 his ~~~~~~~ Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option