OK, this is in poor taste. But I just read it on a golf forum...
And after hearing about BobbiJo's new name, I think I can repeat it!
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. 'My name is Carmen,' she told him. 'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?' 'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars, and men.' 'What's your name?' she asked. He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'
