Christmas is coming! Hope you have a good day.

Could use any Holiday.

Having a Bad day?? Don't worry someone still loves you.

You can replace the end with..

Someone still thinks you are crazy.
Someone still thinks you are sexy.
Someone still thinks you are funny.

A bad day.. is just to let you know what the good ones look like.

Sorry I am so late getting back to you been cleaning at work.

Relax
Eat
Think
Act normal
React.. Smartly.
Do something different.
Emulate.
Do Work.

Lets get "RETARDED" in here.