OK, here is my list of all the good things about being alone:
1) I can flirt with whoever I want 2) I don't have to phone someone every single night to show I care 3) I don't have to talk about my feelings (but then again, she never really cared much about my feelings) 4) I don't have to listen to her talk about her feelings... and talk about her feelings... and talk about her feelings.... 5) "I want to talk about our R" is nothing but a distant nightmare but one that other guys have to live, not me! 6) I can do the dishes any time I damn well please 7) Mind reading is on the psychic channel only and I can turn that sucker off! 8) My underwear is on the friggin bedroom floor just because I want it there 9) I can wash the boat cover with the delicates any time I want 10) I can drive the ex to the airport and put her on a plane leaving the country! It's all good folks.
