Hey, my OW is a Wiccan. Also has a horse farm. So I need a cauldron, some magic(k)al stuff, Druid robes, and some horses. Did I mention one of her horses has the same name as me? So that one gets a special stall, probably a tiara and a really nice blanket.
M60 H52 D20 M14 yrs OW-old gf from 1986 bomb-5/18/08 H filed for D-9/10/08 D final 4/24/09 xH remarried (not OW) 2012
1) Exorbitant pet of their choice, the more ridiculous, the better.
For example, my wife told my kids after our dog died a few months that we wouldn't get a new dog for at least a year, and when we did, it would have to be a small-to-medium sized one. Keep in mind that our house is a 2.5 story Victorian. Now that she is in her MLC loveshack, which is a small lake rental, she bought a puppy "for the kids" - a Rottweiler - Italian Mastiff mix that when grown, should be 120-130 lbs.
2) Exorbitant motorized toy of choice.
Wife and her "ten-years-younger-than-her" boyfriend bought a boat to go wakeboarding. According to my friend Dave, there's a few problems. First off, the boat they snagged (which cost them all they could afford) is barely able to pull a wakeboarder. Secondly, they have no idea how fuel-inefficient boats are and how much $$$ they're going to be pouring into their gastank. Thirdly, according to boating rules, the two of them CAN'T go wakeboarding, b/c they are required to have a dedicated "spotter" to watch the person wakeboarding in case they fall. So, basically, wife and her schmuck boyfriend spent too much money on a toy they can't really afford to run to do something they need a third person to help them with. Outstanding.
And yet, wife doesn't she that she's the frigging posterchild for MLC.
Me: 47 Kids: 2 boys, 14 & 8 Bomb: 5/5/08 Married: 16 years, together 20 Divorce final 8/11/10 I remarried, to an amazing woman: 3/17/12... "Once in awhile, in an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale"
yup that was my thread too...seems like i had one other one....damned if i can remember. I just now it had been a while since we all had a the right perspective on this....hahaha is it wont dont kill ya will make ya stronger or make you laugh at the absurdity of it all?????
thanks people glad i could make everyone smile.
Me 53 H 51 OW 25 Bomb may 06 left june 8/ 06 ILYBNILWY (twice!) 7/6/07 H wants to come home 7/21/07 H comes home 7/07 -7/08 long haul letting go of OW now piecing in earnest
I especially love the line, "I have taken care of everyone else now it is time to only worry about me." from a man that couldn't even pick up his own underwear.
H said this about the friend of ours that he now lives with, "I don't know what you are getting upset about, we are just dating."
Throughout the 1 1/2 years he lives with us after the bomb. "Remember I am leaving as soon as your graduate and get a job. Then the next day, "As soon as you graduate, we should refinance the house and buy blah, blah, blah." And he wonders why I was stunned when he moved out.
Everything happens for a reason, maybe Dad needs to find that it isn't better out there, he needs to realize how good he had it here. Maybe he will find God and that is the most important thing when he finds Him he will know he is supposed to come home.
OW tells our friends that, too. They all went to school together and they wonder where they were when this big love affair happened.
Everything happens for a reason, maybe Dad needs to find that it isn't better out there, he needs to realize how good he had it here. Maybe he will find God and that is the most important thing when he finds Him he will know he is supposed to come home.
"I cant smile at you cause you think we have a chance" "do you think I'm kidding about all this" "I want my own place so the kids can come to my house" " I can drive away fine cause I know I'm doing the right thing"
"I need a new tire for my motorcycle"
Last edited by Treese; 07/07/0802:36 AM.
Treese
H 49 M 45 D 23, D17, S12 M 25 T 31 01/07 OW H at my door w/proof Bomb ILYBINILWY 06/07 Sep 01/08 headed for the greener grass, Mar08.B#2H has child who is 9 11/08 pos.paternity
AN2M....I have to thank you for this thread.....it makes us think we are not going crazy as someone said....it makes me feel better to know that others are hearing the same crap....
I did laugh out loud last night....it is funny what we can come up with....
Treese
H 49 M 45 D 23, D17, S12 M 25 T 31 01/07 OW H at my door w/proof Bomb ILYBINILWY 06/07 Sep 01/08 headed for the greener grass, Mar08.B#2H has child who is 9 11/08 pos.paternity
