Can only buy them in Iraq! Can't take them out, however.
Hey, the good Lord gave you orfices, so use 'em! Well, Whatis had a close call tonight, I went to our Saturday evening church service with my woman friend and our four kids. Lo and behold one of the women on my "possibilities list" showed up too (Wow, I actually have a possiblities list, isn't life great). Uh oh, that means that I'm there with a woman who could be and probably would be considered my girlfriend. What to do? Before the service this woman waved at me and therefore knew I was not alone. So, at the end of the service I hustled my butt over to her and began by asking if I'd see her tomorrow at Bible study, I then chatted as I walked her to the door and before she left I introduced her to my daughters. At the door the Pastor asked me and my kids, my friend and her kids and Possibility Lady to form a circle and then said a prayer for my daughters (and myself) as the girls are going away with their mom for three weeks, such a nice gesture on my Pastor's part! Ya know, it really just amazes me that I actually had the balls to march over and make my mark tonight. Who the hell is this guy? I'm starting to like him though and Possibility Lady seemed to like the attention. I used to be a pretty shy guy...things are a changin'.
