OMG Patty, this thread is hysterical! Thanks for starting it!
I'll add:
*I never should of married you *Your mother forced us to get married *The ow and I are just friends, you have nothing to worry about because she is an ugly lesbian anyway. *I went cruisin' in an El Camino today *Don't my sun glasses make me look super cool?! *I am tired of making everyone else happy, it's time for me!
