Can I borrow it? I love analogies...I think h hates them. While I'd love to send it to him (cos I don't want to talk with him at the moment - even though I did ring him earlier cos I was lonely but he didn't answer) I think he'd just read it and go hmmph.
Perhaps your bucket is papier mache and it's not quite dry yet?
** Purple
As soon as you trust yourself you will know how to live. Goethe