For the Guy with kids and a WW5

[hopeful4her]

Roomie emailed again.

Two emails from her so far. She might be going for a record.

Here they are so far :


Hey you, did you call me this morning? Whats up?

I emailed back:

Yup.

I was just seeing if you had broken into the donuts while on your way to work. I did

Was also going to tell you that I just left Devin off at Dairy Queen. Practically made him jump out

Like, go on, git! It was just funny.

She responded with:

Hahahahahaha, I was wondering why you all weren't behind me
No haven't gotten into them yet, busy with members


I will send:


I was going to send a joke about a drunk guy who crawled home from a bar, but decided I'll tell it to you when I see you tonight. Not dirty. Just don't want to get you in trouble. Are you going to get the tickets? If you don't have time, let me know and I can get them.

Enjoy lunch, have a great day and let me know.


Ya'll wanna hear the joke?

A guy is at a bar getting stupid drunk. He decides to leave, gets up and falls flat on his face.

He says to himself,"Maybe I just need some fresh air", so he crawls outside, stands up and falls flat on his face again.

He decides to crawl home. In the morning, his wife finds him asleep on the steps to the house. She wakes him up and says:

"You went and got drunk at the bar again last night, didn't you?"
"How did you know?" he asks sleepily.
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."