btw, my wife kept INSISTING that I had tapped the phone, because I knew that she had been calling jewelry stores, trying to pawn some of her rings. I calmly explained to her that ANYONE who has Comcast Digital Voice can simply go online, log in, and get all incoming, dialed and voice-mail calls, but she stuck with the "phone tap" paranoia.
btw #2: paranoia ain't all bad. It can send a real tizzy thru the enchanted couple, and "tizzy" doesn't make for good sex.