For the Guy with kids and a WW5

[hopeful4her]

wdid, that sounded funny. Sorry, I know you didn't intend it that way.

Do this, but not really. Do that, but then again, don't.

The line is so delicate. That's why I'm so.....well, you know.

I understand what your saying. Not going to go all out pursuit. Show her loving actions. Same type of things that I have been doing, but more attention to her. The right kind. Not going to give her the ILY's, I don't think.

Puppy, sounded almost like sarcasm, but I don't think you are the type. Too straight forward for that. Now attorneytom, different story.

I just sent an email:



Hey you! Had a little time. How was lunch?

Checked on the girls, and they are ok.

I thought this was a good one to make you laugh again.

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed monkey on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a smoking van sputters up, and an old mexican man gets out, carrying a chihuahua, a baseball bat, and a gun.

He hands the man the gun.

"Okay, here's what we do. I'm going up on your roof, threaten the big chango with this bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little perrito will kill him by biting him in the huevos.

"Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?"

"In case I fall down instead of the loco chango.....shoot the dog!"


Funny? Yeah, I thought so


We'll see if I get a response. Maybe should have left out the lunch part.