Sent roomie an email:


Hey you.

Just thought I'd say hi and make you laugh. You know, make your day fun.

So....Hi!


Mexican words of the day.

Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.

Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.

Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since
we got married chile herself go.

Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your f???in
problem? Bish!

Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go
herself.

Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my
sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!

Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.

Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car,
there is not mushroom.

Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz
frito go.

Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los
mensos didn't wafer me.

Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told
him 'orale loco liver alone cheese mines'

Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!

Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to
pick the bishop!

Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!

Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my
piece and she got herpes.

Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to Payless and told us
to pikachu.



Have a good one and call me when you are out.

I promise I'll be there on time.

This time \:\)


See if she responds. Not gonna do it everyday. Maybe once or twice a week. Just something funny. Not a "thinking of you" type.

In a year from now and it doesn't work out for us, the only thing I might ask myself is "Did I do enough?"

Me 47, WW 38
SS18, D15, D10

Good Bye Girl. No longer SAYING she's moving out. GBG moved out 8-1-08

"I have now decided to enjoy life instead of figure it out."