Okay, this doesn't really have anything to do with anything but I thought it might make you laugh:
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening
And DO take me up on the visit, and there is no alleged about this raft trip!
I'm singin' "Me me me me, oh oo, I gotta go, sayin' yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh Me Me Me Me, hey I gotta go ....."