"At least we're winning the war on the environment."
Then a joke:
How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
*sigh* ... one.
Then a comment - I think Kerry should adopt all of us so we can have as much fun as his kids are having!
Then another joke: How many activists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nine - one to screw in the light bulb and 8 to form a "survivors of darkness" support group.