Shines Like Destruction (10)

[girlfromipanema]

gForce, You are the Master of the Universe and maybe the most fun dad EVER.

I like this joke:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

[girlfromipanema]

Several of these really had me laughing.

Political Bumper Stickers for 2008

1. Bush: End of an Error

2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First

4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

5. Bush, Like a Rock - Only Dumber.

6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow Jobs Anymore

11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

13. Who's God Do You Kill For?

14. Jail to the Chief

15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ?

16. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap

17. Bad President! No Banana.

18. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

19. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

20. Is It Vietnam Yet?

21. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

22. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand Basket?

23. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

24. Dub ya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

25. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

26. Pray For Impeachment

27. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

28. What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?

29. One Nation Under Clod

30. 2004: Embarrassed. 2005: Horrified. 2006: Terrified

31. Bush Never Exhaled

32. At Least Nixon Resigned

[gForce]

Stop it! I can't breathe!

gForce, You are the Master of the Universe and maybe the most fun dad EVER.

No, I think Kerry is. I wish he were my dad. We'd have lots of fun, then could go out for ice cream after.

[kat727]

Hey I just watched that rafting video...you guys are either really brave or extremely crazy. I tend to think the latter. lol I like a fun ride as much as the next gal but the people in the boat went the wrong way. Didn't you see all those other people zooming by near the side of the river?

I would rather climb a mountain.

kat

[gForce]

I like a fun ride as much as the next gal

Did I read this correctly? hmmmm...

It's not as crazy as it looks. It's not like base jumping.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkr8VOoniw&feature=related

[kat727]

I would love to try bungie jumping at least once. Someday before I get old...
Just keep thinking about the koala bear hon.

kat

[gForce]

I would never try bungie jumping. And base jumping is even more insane. Those crazy kids!

[ernest88]

awesome jokes..glad I stopped by.

[StrgMarvelousWmn]

OMG!!!

ROFLPIMP!!!!

I spit iced tea all over the computer when I read the koala joke!

As for the political humor, as a staunch republican I defer to Bill Clinton as my joke of the day.

SMW

[gForce]

I had ice cream come out my nose.