Just say you had to pee really bad one night and pulled over at this dive bar. We were all in there! And broadcasting your personal affairs isn't that bad when you're just one of millions. Let's put it this way, you could be using twitter, right?
So the trick with getting people back in the raft is to have them hold onto their life jackets. Then you push them down into the water. The buoyancy of the lifejacket makes them spring up and gives you a little added boost to drag them back in. Of course they end up sprawled in the bottom of the raft with legs going everywhere, but they're in
