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[jon2911]

Thanks ms b.

W and I have been texting about a new cell phone. I'd told her to wait until the 15th when a new Centro was rumored to come out, and sure enough it did. Made me look smart. I guess nerdiness is good for something

She texted me at 3:55 AM this morning:
"Guess who's getting a Palm Centro FedExed here on Wed for $0???!!!"

I didn't get it until this morning, and texted back:
"cool! How in the world did you swing that?"

I'm thinking, especially these middle of the night texts, she's looking for an excuse to see if I'm up and want to talk. But I don't know what to make of her response:

"my nunchuck skills, my contortionist skills, my ability to bake yummy delectables and my mad phone sex skills!"

WTF? Obviously a Napoleon Dynamite joke, but maybe the last one explains why I haven't heard from her as much lately. Guess she's back doing the phone thing with OM and he's sending her a free phone.

I tried to keep things light and texted back "that's impressive".

W: thank you, sir. Are you enjoying being a bachelor?

Didn't respond to that one at all. I feel like all of these questions are a test. Maybe she's ticked because I was obviously in a club when she called last week? I guess from a DB standpoint, she needs to know that I'm doing great, but enjoying being a bachelor is different. And I'm not.

A few seconds later she sent me another text about phone chargers and accessories, and I said I'd e-mail her the info.