Did I diappoint you

[MichelleLT]

Entertaining guy bashing convo with a friend today lol

L: I asked [H] what he wanted in his "dream girl" on Sunday
Me: this should be good
L: he said she had to be independent and have her own career, but also be able to travel the world with him at the drop of a hat
L: so magically wherever he goes she'd need to immediately find her own career and friends so as not to be a burden to him
Me: we've already established reality doesn't apply to him
L: men never see how their perfect woman is an impossible standard
L: he expects a woman to make all the sacrifices since he won't compromise anything for her, and yet he doesn't want the kind of girl who will do whatever just for him
L: she also has to be REALLY hot and adventurous in bed
L: SUPER smart, like PhD smart
Me: [H] said that?
Me: WTF is he doing with SBW then?????????
L: oh, she's his right now girl
L: and while he's descibing this international brilliant money making gorgeous model, I'm thinking, YOU deserve this kind of woman????
Me: seriously though
L: he wants the kind of girl that gets with highly reknowned diplomats and princes
Me: yeah
L: oh, but I'm sure she's expected to give it all up eventually to have his kids
L: well, he saw me roll my eyes at his discription
L: I pointed out how he was asking for someone to conform to his ideal job - which he doesn't even have and that that was pretty unrealistic, and he was like "I know"
Me: i know?!?
Me: omg
Me: he's delusional
L: he just figures somehow it'll all work out, and I guess he has a crush on some friend who lives in germany
Me: [J]??????????????
L: if she's going for 2 phds then that would be the one
Me: yeah, that would be her
L: I find it really ironic that a guy who can't even finish his undergrad degree thinks he deserves someone with a graduate degree
L: from what this chick sounds like she has a lot more choices out there
L: would be hilarious if she just laughed at [H]
Me: they've been friends since she did a yera exchange at his high school. he had a total crush on her back then
L: he thinks he'll visit her on leave and they'll fall into this ideal romance he already had set up in his head
Me: seriously????
L: he was like "I'll have 2 weeks leave and I can pop over to munich to visit my friend that I've always had a crush on"
L: umm, pretty sure he thinks they'll hook up