Quote: Your father isn't very young any more either and if he does pass, I am willing to go w/ you to his funeral to be there to support you emotionally b/c I know it will be very difficult on you.
WTF???? WTF?????
Oh, this is an EASY one!
See - much of the time, when the WAS is talking about you, they REALLY are talking about themselves. In this case, what she was REALLY trying to say was that she's scared as hell about her parents, and would like to know that you would accompany her to her PARENT'S funeral if that should come to pass.
